Letters from The Silent Almighty.

Letter 156: It has come to my attention that many of you, my children, are extremely closed off. Your vocabulary is rather...limited. It appears that from this point hereafter, I shall 'dumb down' these polite suggestions for you all to understand. I imagine it's a problem all on my own as none of you shall read these anyway. Maybe I'll let one slip one of these days. Until then, continue your lives and please try not to make a fool of yourself.
Sincerely,
Up Above.